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queerfabulousmermaid:

subwaysmells:

huffpostworld:

This gallant little boy comforted a classmate on her first day of preschool, and we’re not getting over it ever. 

See the full video here.

aw

they’re so cute my heart can’t take it

lovequotesrus:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Everything you love is here

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

theinquisitivefoodie:

Love a quick (& healthy) dessert! Can get much quicker than this…😉 #paleo#paleouk#paleobritain#primal#primalcravings#glutenfree#dairyfree#organic#jerf#eatclean#againstallgrain

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ianference:

It is truly a strange thing when a steam pipe bursts under an abandoned building in the dead of winter, but that’s exactly what happened under the Clinic Building at Greystone Park State Hospital in 2007, a month before the building was unceremoniously knocked down.  The steam congregated near the ceiling of the abandoned asylum infirmary, condensing on the pipes and dripping down in regular patterns - and creating these ice stalagmites.  An hour after taking this photograph, demolition workers came into the building and chased us through the tunnels; we had to hide in an attic in 0 degree weather for hours while cops searched for us.  The next time I drove out there, there was no trace that a building had ever stood in this spot.

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

bencumber:

Doctor Who: positive lines

dolldear:

flower crowns available for purchase 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 ♡

life-in-animation:

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

foodiebooty:

Chicken Burger on Baguette

with recipe (link)