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Guys I just made the MOST AMAZING CHILI ever!! I glanced at a few recipes but this one was made entirely by trial and error - though there literally was no error in making this! It just kept tasting better and better as I added more ingredients. You’ve got to try this!

AMAZING CHILI (serves 6-8)

2 cans tomato sauce
2 fresh jalapeño peppers
2 cups fresh sugar plum tomatoes
1 can kidney beans
16 oz of lean ground turkey
2-3 fresh bell peppers
1 big sweet onion
1 handful of cilantro, chopped (this is the key!)
1 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp salt
4 packets of stevia
Black pepper to taste

Sauté the vegetables first in a big pot with some EVOO. Then add in the tomato sauce. Then the meat. Boil until everything is all cooked. When done, serve in a bowl and too with some chopped green onion! It is perfection!!

If you make this tag #cheapcleaneats! You will absolutely love it! So healthy and yummy! Perfect for fall.

micdotcom:

Aziz Ansari just came out as a feminist with one perfect analogy

During his appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night, the comedian made it very clear where he stands on the issue of gender equality: He supports it and thinks you should, too.

"That’s not how words work"

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arachnidcheesecake:

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lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps

THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC IT IS A GODSEND

Best thing ever

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

shslequius:

shslequius:

Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend

The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

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OMG THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

Rami Kadi, Haute Couture F/W 2013-14

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

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sherlockspeare:

Benedict speaks Chinese and says ‘Pengwings’. (X)